Twelve Days of Christmas [Email Marketer’s Version] ♫

My dear email marketers! With Christmas nearly here, you are probably using all your remaining powers to make the Christmas email magic happen. And we all know that email traffic is very high during the winter holidays.

I know what you are going through, so I just wanted to send you some love and smiles during this festive season. May no typos slip through your proofreading, and may all the links work.

Here we go.

12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
My manager sent me
An email with a plea.

On the second day of Christmas
My manager told me
Build me two e-cards
And an email with lots of glee.

On the third day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

On the fifth day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Five fun graphics
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

On the sixth day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Six email briefs with
Five fun graphics
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Seven workflows
Six email briefs with
Five fun graphics
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Eight personalisations
Seven workflows
Six email briefs with
Five fun graphics
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Nine newsletters
Eight personalisations
Seven workflows
Six email briefs with
Five fun graphics
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Ten reports on metrics
Nine newsletters
Eight personalisations
Seven workflows
Six email briefs with
Five fun graphics
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Eleven full approvals
Ten reports on metrics
Nine newsletters
Eight personalisations
Seven workflows
Six email briefs with
Five fun graphics
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Twelve happy stakeholders
Eleven full approvals
Ten reports on metrics
Nine newsletters
Eight personalisations
Seven workflows
Six email briefs with
Five fun graphics
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

May the email force be with you throughout this season.