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12 days of Christmas

 

My dear marketers! With Christmas nearly here, you’re probably snowed under all the work you have to do. Christmas usually involves many emails! However, I know what you are going through, so I just wanted to send you some love during this festive season. Join in and sing, or hum with me this enhanced version of “12 Days of Christmas”. I dedicate it to all of you!

P.S. You can easily replace “manager” with “client” if you are dealing with clients directly.

Here we go.

12 Days of Christmas [E-Marketer’s Version]

 

On the first day of Christmas
My manager sent me
An email with a plea.

 

On the second day of Christmas
My manager told me
Build me two e-cards
And an email with lots of glee.

 

On the third day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

 

On the fourth day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.



On the fifth day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Five fun graphics
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Six email briefs with
Five fun graphics
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

 

On the seventh day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Seven workflows
Six email briefs with
Five fun graphics
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

 

On the eighth day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Eight personalisations
Seven workflows
Six email briefs with
Five fun graphics
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

 

On the ninth day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Nine newsletters
Eight personalisations
Seven workflows
Six email briefs with
Five fun graphics
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

 

On the tenth day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Ten reports on metrics
Nine newsletters
Eight personalisations
Seven workflows
Six email briefs with
Five fun graphics
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Eleven full approvals
Ten reports on metrics
Nine newsletters
Eight personalisations
Seven workflows
Six email briefs with
Five fun graphics
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My manager wanted
Twelve happy stakeholders
Eleven full approvals
Ten reports on metrics
Nine newsletters
Eight personalisations
Seven workflows
Six email briefs with
Five fun graphics
Four sparkling pages
Three A/B tests
Two cheerful cards
And an email with lots of glee.

XXX

 

I’ve also added a YouTube link (though with the original lyrics) to remind you how to sing it.  Maybe next year we’ll have our own video, who knows? Or maybe someone will volunteer to do it..? 🙂

I wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Thank you for your hard work!

Love,

Adele

 


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